Monday, May 31, 2004

What I Found Out This Weekend

- A cracked windshield on a plane will cost you two hours on the ground, and about twenty-five dollars on the liquor bill.
- Bleached tips look 'fierce' on me.
- It's suprisingly easy to insinuate yourself into wedding pictures and breakfast buffets.
- Getting served bread by the bride is not a bad thing.
- You make more friends by keeping your food on your plate.
- German chicks worry about how their feet look.
- Don't ask a paranoid waitress that's only worked five days for the grapefruit.
- Punk rock and regga are connected by 'political affliation.'
- Sometimes reality turns out to be better than dreams.


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